Thursday, March 30, 2006

Four quadrants of women



Maybe women can be categorised into 4 groups with 8 subsets
I) eye-candy and nice
II) eye-candy and ah-the-not-so-nice
III) ah-the-not-so-eye-candy and nice
IV) ah-the-not-so-eye-candy and ah-the-not-so-nice.

Wow, it seems like a categorisation idea from someone by the name of Robert Kiyosaki. Haha. Oh well. Yeah, eye-candiness refers to the external appearance of

the woman and niceness means the degree of internal beauty.

Women in group I seem like those movie stars you can easily spot on TV. They are the most popular one amongst men and they seem to men always like the damsel in distress, triggering male protective instinct. They are seen as pretty, sexy, eye-candy, alluring, nubile, aphrodisiac people who remain as fantasies in the minds of men. On top of their appearance, they are in fact pretty within themselves as well, exuding adequate degree of courtesy, respects for the elderly, having compassions for the unfortunate ones(or benevolent), unmaterialistic, down-to-earth, having reasonable consideration towards their loved ones, extremely tactful, so on and so forth. Praise the Lord! Where can I find such a nymph?Haha. God damn it I think this group can be enlisted as Endangered Species.

Women in group II, I would describe them as having complete disregard for the all the people in the world just because they were born pretty. They and their superiority complex, are in fact contemptible and well-deserve a high level of disrespect. Obsessions with their own looks and unscrupulous disposition towards most men whom they don't like, make the entire world full of tearful chaps. They tend to be so over-zealous with the stuffs they do(cosmetics, pedicure, manicures, facials and the list goes on and on) and never keep tabs on their emotional development, making them seem to be like doltish bimbos who are out there to smite powerful and rich mature men using their cosmetically-enhanced appearance and a whole list of masqueraded dispositions.

Now come to women in group III, oh,this group has a broad coverage from the not-so good-looking ones to the cannot-really-make-it faces and flat-chested,as well as those who think that they have unique beauties, who fortunately, have developed a sense of tact and benevolence towards people surrounding them. They know themselves well enough, sometimes grumble over why were they born like that though. Nevertheless, I reckon that the majority women fall under this category considering the trend that I'm seeing now. Haha. They have distinctive ways to make them endearing to the surrounding people, notwithstanding their unattractive(or happen to look rather not-so-appealing to that guy) looks. Sincerity and a reasonable care for other people's feelings(yeah, it's tactfulness again) come into play often when it comes to inter-relationships.

Ahem, the most despicable group, women in group IV. Oh gosh, these people have all the positive qualities stated, not. Ugly, not self-conscious, self-interested, blatant disregard to the people around them(could it be due to the fact that they weren't as lucky as others to be born unappealingly???!!), irascible, dangerous, unreasonable, lackadaisical people apparently. But strictly speaking, the people in this group will have the chance to upgrade themselves to group III if they are able to see the light that this world is not really as merciless as they have always been thinking. There must be friends around to lead them out of the lives of denials for them to live a fulfilled life. I really beseech for the extermination of this group as soon as possible, okay, some buffer period has to be alloted to make time for the group III upgrade so as not to seem like an unabated unfairness. As I am really concerned with the victims in the vicinity of those predators, the victims would be assasinated emotionally on a greater scale, not to mention visually after all.

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